The following Terms and Conditions apply to the use of this Web site as well as all transactions conducted through the site.
- Legal Notice
- Boy we hope we don't get sued for having fun. That would be really messed up.
- Copyright
- All content appearing on this Web site is the property of Never Grow Up! Never Grow Up! PO Box 584 Marion, CT 06444 Copyright © 2005-2006. All rights reserved. Copy anything you want. We could care less. Just don't copy the downloadable products. We WILL hunt you down, sue you and/or eat you for dinner if you do.
- Privacy Policy
- We will never sell your name or private information. We hate when people do it to us. It really pisses us off.
- Shipping & Delivery
- Regular shipping is free. If you need it faster, you're gonna pay through the nose. Don't complain, you were the dumb one for waiting so long.
- Sales Tax
- CT residents must pay sales tax. Yeah we know, it sucks. But look on the bright side. Let us know when you find it.
- Return Policy
- Don't like it; too bad. You bought it. It broke. We'll bet it was your fault. Now you're stuck with it. Just kidding. Unhappy for any reason, email us at fun@nevergrowup.com. We'll make it all better.
- Store Hours
- We're open 24/7/365. We do take Recess several times per day. And on the third Thursday in June we never work, because it is Recess At Work Day. Visit www.recessatworkday.com
- Miscellaneous
- Rest in Peace Rover Girl! We miss you terribly.
